merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via eridaisy)

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via y0ur-serendipity)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via keeezy)

Q: 4, 15 & 16

4: how strong is your pimp hand?
Strong enough that bitches know their places whilst around me
15: is it true that “pussy boy don’t want war”
💯% true
16: street name: Ceezus (jk that’s whack as fuck)

Asked by imma-wh0re

m45c:

anotherdamnpolyglot:

m45c:

being black and putting on your white voice at the drop of a dime is akin to being bilingual

i can’t decide if I agree or not

Didn’t ask don’t care lol

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

whitegirlsaintshit:

please remember

no matter how good a white boy looks,

there’s 98.3% chance that he’s corny as hell and an absolute fuckboy.

Not Those Lame Ass Questions (I am semi bout that life)

1: Been thuggin' since...
2: Pimpin or trappin?
3: Do we love these hos?
4: How strong is your pimp hand?
5: How long will it take you to move a brick?
6: Ever shot someone?
7: Ever been shot?
8: How reliable is your connect?
9: How deep is your crew?
10: are you recruiting?
11: Ever been arrested?
12: Last time you caught someone slippin'
13: What hood you from?
14: Choice of weapon?
15: Is it true that "pussy boy don't want war"?
16: Street name?
17: Finish this question. Where the.......?
18: In the cut like fredo or Well known by these streets?
19: Are you always strapped when you're in the club?
20: Do the niggas give you dap?
21: Do the bitches give you hugs?
22: Are you paid?
23: How often do niggas be muggin you?
24: If a nigga run up on you what do you do?
25: Finish this statement: Mo' money, mo' honeys that look like...
"I ain’t gotta do shit but stay black and die."
Age old black proverb (via 86thatshit)

(via imma-wh0re)